So last night the phone rang. Fratboy had all of 5 free seconds available during a crazy shift and he used them to call and tell me he missed me. Filled with all the squish in the world I crawled back into bed with the boys, where I had been trying (rather unsuccessfully) to convince them that thunderstorms are cool not scary. Fitzy ( Read more... )

Dude if people seriously don't stop talking about bacon I may stab someone soon. For realz. Every page of my damned flist is overrun with bacon talk and all I want out of life is to take this picture:


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So I woke up this morning totally disconcerted when I realized I'd been dreaming all night about cutting cocks in half. It was this endless assembly line of all the cocks in the world, two by two, on a conveyer belt riding towards the enormous metal scissors that snipped them in half. And my first thought on waking was 'OH MY GAWD THEY'RE RIGHT ( Read more... )